London is going crazy, London soon to be Swinging by it's neck, you read the Evening Standard and your head might explode.
London's fair (and unfair) citizens are being helped into their maddened frenzy by chemicals, drugs are over baby, I haven't even had Mexxy, does this mean I'm old? No, the available chemicals on tap are an exrodinary amount of car fumes, cocktailed with an exponential increase in drilling noise, asbestos, and of
course, Prescription Drugs!
Medicine is elbowing it's way into every existence; Yesterday I tried to wake up a dead looking tramp, and before that was forced due to funding cuts to perform operation on m'colleagues chin using only toothpaste, bogroll and gaffa tape. Apart from that I've been a woeful martyr to my back. The NHS, en generale, lets not name names, made the monumentaly thughtless prescription of this:
We all know about codiene, but the bigger box is the mysteron. They have tricked me into taking a mental drug called Gabapentin. How very dare they, it's side effects include:
'Abnormal gait
unusual thoughts
abnormal laboratory test results
abrasion
accidental injury more likely
acne
back pain
blood and bone marrow problems
breathing difficulties
bronchitis in children
confusion
constipation
convulsions in children
coordination problems
cough
decreased movement
depression
diarrhoea
difficulty sleeping
double vision
dry mouth or throat
eye or eyesight problems
feeling anxious
feeling nervous
feelings of hostility general feeling of being unwell
headaches
hyperactivity or aggressive behaviour in children
impotence
indigestion
infection of the ear in children
inflammation of the gums
itching
jointpain
loss and hypaesthesia
skin rash or rashes
speech problems
stomachpain
swelling of the face
tooth problems
tremors
unexplained or unexpected bruising
vasodilatation
vertigo
vomiting
weakness
weight gain'But relax,
'withdrawal symptoms can occur when this medicine is stopped. These include feeling anxious, difficulty sleeping, nausea, pains, sweating or chest pain - some of these may be fatal including
worsening of seizure frequency'. SO DON'T STOP TAKING IT!
This may explain why the City feels like it's going mental. Maybe it's just me, but actually, I don't reckon so..A lot of Londoners take it upon themselves to be a part-time Policeman (ignoring the actual part-time police volunteers who are least are easily identifiable). Feudally, the king is the car, second in command are Exiting New Developments. People live in squalor and must pay through the nose for it.
I've put together a little bitesize edition of the evening standard for you to ingest, get well soon London. X
EDIT - on putting that wee collage together I noticed the ES appear to be launching a conspiracy against dogs, just like Ken08.
So I've included so positive dog propaganda, which I encountered on the floor in deptford.
goodnight Seattle.
