So, How can the average zero-income flea bitten 20 something true-intelligentsia pass themselves off on the golf course?
With great ease.
Dress up. Secure equiptment.
We happened into a charity shop that was attempting to sell golf clubs for FIVE POUNDS EACH.
This was remedied by M. Silcox simply repeating 'That's Much, Much, too Much you know. Does anyone ever buy these?' to the man who proved easily overpowered into our way of thinking.
One cannot carry clubs in one's pocket- a problem no more with unique patent Truller Lino Golf bag (not pictured) - Ingredients- lino, gaffa tape, felt tip pen.
Golf tip: DO Go when it is pouring with rain. No one else is there, because it's fucking horrible, that's why.
Golf Philosophy: Alcoholics can never get any better at golf, only progressively worse.